Total Medals Earned: 10 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 95 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!